What do you actually think about in class? Unless you have a really great lecturer or a really hot professor...nine times out of ten you're probably not really paying attention. This guest blog will let you inside the minds of the 301 boys while they are in class...
If you're Michael Mettenburg you're trying to figure out a way to obtain a writing utensil...upon forgetting his own & not showering before class- it would be hard to ask to borrow a pen from the girl next to him...due to the fact that he would be required to raise his arm thus scaring away said girl with his stench.
If you're David Zach- you're probably doing one of two things...1. rifling through papers that are stuffed between the pages of your notebook because "Zach's don't buy folders" or 2. trying to think up the latest Zach scheme. For example, "Zach Taxi Service" or "Zach Quarters" Yes folks, David Zach wanted to charge people to change their dollars into quarters so they could do their laundry..."gotta make that money"
If you're Edward Wollner you're curling your side burns between two fingers thinking about how you need a hair cut, and re-going over all of your notes because you've noticed your handwriting isn't completely perfect and your OCD is acting up. After realizing you don't actually care about what is being said, you begin to write your next "David Zach Essay"
If you're Jon Hackbarth, the only thing you are thinking about is when you can get back to the library...because even though you have already been there for 8 hours..."I mean like guys I just uh have so much to do..."
And lastly if you're Jessica Tanner- you are sitting in class writing a guest blog trying to help out the 301 boys because they are "too busy" to post themselves. And...just so you know...this class is far from interesting...help me.
-T
hahahaha this is to funny.
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