Today was a very very windy day in Iowa City. As I was walking to class, minding my own business, I thought about how I was going to survive an hour and fifteen minutes of "introduction to management". Out of nowhere, a sudden gust of wind came through and brought with it a leaf. That leaf flew right into my eye! I staggered, back and forth, back and forth, hoping I wouldn't pass into the after life. As my eye bled, my life passed before my eyes... well now eye... however, I realized I was too young to die. I rallied, made it to class, and took a nap. After my nap I walked home, thinking about how I was going to make it through "living with Ed Wollner". Just then, another gust of wind came, once again bringing with it a flying leaf! This time it stabbed me in the ear! I still can't believe how bad my luck is. I swear if I didn't have bad luck I wouldn't have any luck at all.
~Dave
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