Casino

I would personally like to apologize for the seemingly hiatus we have had lately in regards to this blog. We 301er's just have to put up with so much sometimes that we cant even find time to blog and tell you about it. 

Now, to my story. 

Last week Jessica, David, Mike and I went to a casino to see a Gary Allan concert. Wow, it was good. Gary is one of the greatest entertainers in concert today. Just so ya know. But I am just here to tell you the things I have learned following my trip. 

1. Gary Allan rules all. Download him and love him.

2. Mikes feet stink like the inside of the Devil's asshole.

3. David loses money in blackjack faster than my brother runs a 100 meter (10-11 seconds...I think)

4. How many retirement homes can you fit in one Casino at any given time? Aparently all of them.

5. Minnesota is the 3rd worst state in the Union (better only than Wyoming and Kentucky)

Mike and I made money, needless to say of course. So take these life lessons, remember them, love them. 

Ps. Charlie Chaplin once entered a Charlie Chaplin look-a-like contest...and failed to make the finals. 

Now thats a story.

~ Ted