Things that are unnecessarily abundant in Iowa City:
-Unicyclists
-Loud Ass Noises (LANs)(i.e. Trains, Drunks yelling at 3pm who started drinking at 1pm, Police Sirens, Cambus's broke-ass brakes squealing)
-Gay rights activists
-Curse words
-Liquor stores
-Crows
-Regina's 50th anniversary street signs
-Cops
-Shady allies that remind you of this guy you know in Western Civ who got jumped last weekend for no reason what so ever after leaving a bar
-Chicago accents (I think I'm in the minor stages of developing one)
-Chicago people (Jon is in the minor stages of BECOMING one, he's living there over the summer)
...But, you know what they say, the more Unicyclists, the merrier...and the less green house gases
on a side note, Ed was bothering David last night, so he took my frogs squirt bottle and sprayed him with it...I've never seen a human so afraid of water in my life, he stumbled out of the door way, fell to his knees, and painfully whispered, "...et tu, Brute?"
~mcm
wayyy too many Regina signs around downtown lately...
ReplyDeleteI just wanted to throw out there that you are becoming my favorite blogger. I wish David would get back in the game, but he is probably too busy makin' that money....
ReplyDeleteokay...stop. there will never be enough regina signs downtown.
ReplyDeleteAND. i seriously enjoy the gay rights activists. make them your friends. they are fun.
-tanner
ps. you're coming to the drag show @ vitos on sunday. thanks, mike, you're the best.