Monday, March 9, 2009

The David Essays - Part Two


David is ALWAYS eating. This essay was in part as observation of that phenomenon. 

February 4, 2009

I have come to notice David's memory. It is very unique in the sense that it is so different from his fellow beings. There are two different things taking place here. 
A. It, being his memory, is VERY short. I think this may be in direct correlation with his attention span. He forgets events and information that he has experienced within a matter of mere seconds, literally. 
B. It also appears that he creates his own version of history, ergo convincing himself that what he created actually happened. His ability to manipulate others has somehow leaked over to his own brain, therefore manipulating himself. Whether he does this consciencly or unconsciencly will take more days of observation. 
I once read that warthogs can eat a full course meal, and as soon as it is finished will go on the hunt for more food. It does this because its memory is so short term that it completely forgot it just stuffed its fat face and filled its belly. I see many of the same traits in David, which leads me to want to confirm the widely held belief that David Zach is very closely related (if not descended from) the pig family. Simply put...he is a disgusting pig. 

~ Ted

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