Mike and Jon Update

As you all know the piece of shit van Mike and Jon were driving broke down in Goddard, Kansas. For some reason mike has the best luck in the world and happened to have family, the Tidwell family, living 2 hours away. Mike's uncle, Tidwell, drove to Goddard and picked the two sad saps up and brought them back to his home. According to Mike, Tidwell cooked them a steak dinner and they stayed the night there. In the morning uncle Tidwell offered his truck to Mike and Jon... why he did this I have no idea, but the boys were happier than 2 school girls. Sometime this morning Mike and Jon crossed the Mexican border and are headed to Puerto Penasco, however, there was one problem... Jon didn't bring an original copy of his birth certificate! Mike told him to bring an original, but for some reason he doesn't think he has to abide by the laws put in place by the Department of Homeland Security! The two goons still have no idea how they are going to get back into the United States or how they are going to get from Kansas to Iowa. Say a prayer for them and let’s just hope they don't get a new definition for "burrito" in some Mexican prison.

~Dave