His name is edward Michael Wollner. The forefather before him was John "The Bear" Wollner. The forefather before him was Edward Wollner (Yes I know it's very confusing but sadly it's true). On Tuesday March 11. 2008 all three of them lost my friendship due to the asinine decisions of edward Micahel. ed and I had planned to go to the Xavier track meet today because they were running in Iowa City. I told ed, "Yea I'll go, I have a meeting at 5:10 but just wait for me and we will go together afterwards". ed replied, "Yea that will work out I'll see you at home then". At around 6 P.M. I called ed informing him my meeting was over and I was on my way home. Now I will admit that I should have known he was going to sell me out (past history proves this to be the case) but I really didn't think he would be this bad of a friend. ed responded on the phone, "Uh here is the deal David. It's just that. Well. You see the problem is that. The problem is that I'm already at the track meet." GET A NEW FRIEND eD!
~Dave

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