Guest blogger - Derek W.

The 301 Boys, Don't Be Fooled by Appearances

The inhabitants of 301 may seem like all-pro men, but they aren't as great as you think they are.

"TED" Though I hate to talk bad about my own flesh and blood, this one puts the "0" in "301". The self-proclaimed "Big Daddy", is, in reality, the "Big Fatty". His girlfriend Tanner is a loser, too.

"HACK" Leave it to Jon Hackbarth to dish up trouble with Simon Cowell with his stint on the hit TV show "American Idol", where he attracted special attention for his unkempt hair

"MCM" If you want to see strange, look no further than Mike Mettenburg. Look at his own brother: Baby Joe. I used to wonder, Why isn't that baby growing up? Until I found out that he in fact has the exact opposite disease Robin Williams' 
character had in the movie "Jack"

Baby Joe ages ten times slower than the normal human being: he looks to be four years old, when in reality he just recently celebrated his 40th birthday (The Curious Case of Baby Joe Mettenburg).

And Mike himself, do you know what they call people that are oddly short and sing at inappropriate times? Get back to the Chocolate Factory, Loompa, Willy Wonka is looking for you

"ZACH" David Zach has been called many things: Shoulders, Bare Closet, Grasshopper Legs, Cheap Skate, Homeless, The Outlaw, and Magic Man, just to name a few. David balances his time between impressing his girlfriend, LaFawnduh, and a number of other activities the law won't allow me to discuss further. As speculated upon earlier in this blog, David is a human anomaly, neglecting to assert himself into a single describable group of people (ie. David is everything, and David is nothing, all at the same time) He is one of the few human beings to have ever walked this earth that you just have to see to believe such a thing can exist

~ Wollna Boy