Today 301 went downtown to enjoy the nice weather...and apparently to smell Ed's STINKY ass. We were walking and for some reason he had a skip to his step. He took the lead in our group and I thought to myself, 'huh, I wonder why Ed is in such a good mood?' Before I could finish my thought I was engulfed in a stench that's unlike anything this world has seen before. If it were an organism, it would have to be classified as a new species. Later on we were looking through some posters at a store (the ones in the white frames you flip through on hinges) when I noticed Ed was flipping through them extra fast, instead of his normal pause on one, then speaking aloud to himself, 'ooo..Imonna have to get myself this one.' He was propelling the air in my general direction...He had passed gas in my face and was assuring that it reached its intended audience, I was a fool of a Took and didn't realize it until half of my nostril hairs had been singed off.
Here are some pictures of one of David's ingenious ideas when it was raining out recently. I'll be sure to post any and all of them that I can document...
...Let's just say that David was dressing really 'trashy' that night...
ps. last night Maegan Leskovec stole a guys hat and his girlfriend got mad and threw a drink on her...Then Maegan beat the girl up...
~mcm
so as i was driving to the library this fine evening for another exhilarating night of 10-page spanish bull-shit, I actually witnessed a man (who I can only assume was NOT David Zach as he was not flanked by any other 301 inhabitant) wearing two trash bags as a "rain-coat". You need to patent this brilliance David...shit.
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