Everyone knows Im not a workin man.
I mean Ive had plenty of jobs and worked them all to the fullest extent, but its not for me. Neither is school for that matter.
But today proved it more than I ever thought....
I started my first full time job, which means...8 hour work days. 730AM-4PM. This is my version of Hell, and it has come to Earth. The job itself is just fine, great people and great environment. But after 20 years of ease my body wasnt ready for it. So today, just my second day, I took my lunch break at noon like everyone else in America. But unlike everyone else in America, I didnt eat...I slept. I crawled to my car with a fatigue only POW's can imagine, laid down in the back seat, locked the door because I dont trust intruders, and slept like a newborn baby.
Oh, and I overslept...
...and told them I was late because I was lost...
...in downtown Cedar Rapids...
...my home for the past 20 years of which I know like the back of my hand...
...Payday this Friday!!!
~ Ted
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