Wollnerine

Big Daddy has another official nickname...Wollnerine. 

Yes folks the rumors are true, I have purchased a motorcycle. I hope to have a video or picture of it up soon. But basically its beautiful, Hawkeye colors. Not a crotch rocket or bullshit scooter, but a cruiser. I don't have a helmet yet because David wouldn't let me get one. 

I am writing about it because 

A. I am excited. 

B. I hit 50mph...in the Bear's grass (he loves his grass), so not only did I pretty much ruin half the yard, but I fishtailed and thought I was no doubt going to fall off to my death. 

C. My mother sat me down and told me she will have absolutely no contact with me until it was gone...literally. And she meant it. 

D. I lied and told my dad it wasn't mine...

So basically since the second I got it people have been telling me I am going to die. That must be fun for them (Emily Zach and Tom Garland). Don't worry about me tho, I am scheduled to have a bone-animantium transfer later next week. Ill be fiiiiiinnneee....right? Guys?

Ps. David rides it like a dream. Its bullshit. 

~ Ted