Shady Car Dealer!!!

Yes folks I am back. I know most of you have been awaiting my return and for that I thank you. Tonight my good friends Domingo and Ed accompanied me at Primetime Bar for all you can eat wings. I picked Ed up on the way and before we knew it we had stuffed our faces and were heading home. As I took Ed home he said, "Turn here!! No not here!" I replied with "O... that makes sense." Before I knew it I was forced to turn around in what I thought was a parking lot. Ed told me to just drive through, and although I was reluctant I did it anyways. I was soon driving through a VERY VERY shady car dealership and was soon being waved down by a complete stranger! Now let me explain one thing about this man... for one, not only was this man working at his job... he was also living at his job. Well what do you mean David? Well, let’s just say this dealership was soooo shady the man literally lived at the car dealership. Yes that is right, I had actually driven into his driveway/home and his car dealership at the same time. Somehow this man had conned me out of my mom's super cool mini-van and before I knew it, I was playing the role of a student looking for an economical car. Secondly this man had black and crooked bottom teeth... this needs no explanation. I am now strolling around this weird asses driveway/car dealership hoping I am not about to get shanked. He introduces me to this, "Sweet car that we just got in." This man rants and raves about what a great car this is and explains that it is only dirty because it just came from a gravel road... I assume this meant he had just snorted coke off of it but I was too scared to back-talk so I let it slide. He then opens the door to a 3000 dollar car, which most likely should cost 300 dollars and then I see it. The passenger door has literally NOTHING but a door handle on the inside of it. That is correct. It had no leather, no plastic, no cloth, literally nothing! The man then says, "O, that's a first one for me!" I thought this was a great car sir?? You forgot to mention the small part about the car being a piece of fucking shit!! After looking at 2 more cars, lying to this man’s face about how I would call him back in 7 days, and literally laughing in his face, I finally make it back to my car and drove off to saftey with only my sidekick Ed Wollner there to laugh along with me.

~Dave